Acts
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A Kind of MagicIt's Kind of Magic, kind of. Natalia Kalashnikov attempts to escape a strait jacket as only she can. With an reckless nature, no regard for her personal safety and an inflated ego, she will prove you can learn anything form the Internet.
Is it an escape act? Is it a clown act? Is it magic? Is it all or none of these things? We just don't know. What we do know is that it's a unique variety act that will take you on a roller coaster of emotions and leave you on a high! The Village Unicycle
Village People Unicycle quick change act. Need I say more? Well, that's it. That is what it is. Unique in the world, finishing up with an LED Skipping rope finale. It cost Velma a broken arm (all fixed now, though the danger is still real!). Must be seen to be believed. Click the link to see!
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Ever wondered what Pepe Le Pew would be like as a MILF? Well wonder no more. In this drag inspired burlesque act, Velma gender reverses everyone's favourite cartoon sex pest to turn the tables on the horny little bugger. This skunk is rampant and looking for love. Watch out, she has no boundaries and is likely to pounce on any unsuspecting victim!
Every cloudVelma opens this act wandering lonely as the most glamorous and sad rain cloud. But she refuses to let the gloomy weather get her down. Like they say, every cloud has a silver lining…..a quick change of mood (and costume) and she is gloriously grinding her way into sunshine and rainbows! Old school burlesque glamour meets pop culture in this feel good journey through the emotions.
Martini madnessVelma's daft drunk Russian alter ego Natalia Kalashnikov reveals her desire to be just like the oh so glamorous Dita Von Teese. In this acrobatic comedy act Natalia reveals her brand new giant martini glass prop, only to find there has been some confusion with the measurements. After a hilarious epic fail at getting in she ropes in an audience member to help her realise her dreams in an 80s training montage! The lucky audience member gets to sit on stage and get the full pole dance. Finishes with a splash ending, after all, nobody likes a dry finale, that's just painful for everyone!
Things have been tough for Miss Bon Bon. Wanted for public indecency, she flees from the law on her giant pink flamingo steed Fandango. To evade capture a change of outfit is required and a quick flash of satin lined poncho reveals an outfit Barry Manilow would be proud of! But Fandango's mind is far from escape as she spots the delicious looking fruit now perched atop Carmen Von Bon Bon's bonce. Drastic times call for drastic measures and a showgirl team emerge from the fruity ashes to blow you all away with a shotgun confetti explosive ending!
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Monkey BusinessAbhor the daily nine to five grind of the working week? Sick of working for peanuts? So is Velma. Posing as an organ grinder's monkey, Velma is as down trodden as they get. Forced to work long hours by an evil cockney, she just can't take it any more and breaks free her chains to dance a liberating strip for joy. Ever seen a monkey dance to "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins? We guarantee you'll be glad you did! Just click the link below for a sneaky peek!
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Velma Dooby DooGrowing up our Velma always idolised one woman. This is her tribute to the greatest Velma of all time, that's right folks, Velma Dinkley. The act begins with a forlorn Velma pining for her unrequited love, melancholy we know but an unexpected power cut changes everything. A spooky ghost brings out a mysterious green potion that transforms Velma into one kinky minx! Not for the faint hearted, this act uses torch light and scenes of pelvic thrusting.
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Holding out For a HeroVelma finds herself in a spot of bother, kidnapped by the Evil Baron Vile-Schmidt she is left gagged, bound and unceremoniously dumped on an office chair. Holding out for her handsome hero proves fruitless so she reaches deep within and discovers she was a super hero all along! Performed to the 80s classic song "Holding out For a Hero" (of course) by Bonnie Tyler. This act features flash fire, magic psycho-can-esis and a silly amount of office chair spinning in platform glitter boots to rival any glam rocker. Oh yeah, and a massive satin cape, who doesn't love a cape?! (Answers on a postcard please).
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Blue MoonA traditional fan dance with a twist. Velma beguiles the audience with her beautiful floor length gown and custom dyed ostrich feathers. A demure creature, she gets a bit of a shock when she realises she has more on show than she realised. Will you be lucky enough to catch a glimpse of Velma's blue moon?
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Miss behavin' BeesVelma has landed herself a job doing flower arranging demonstrations, what could possibly go wrong? Flowers are totally the new black right? Well the bees certainly seem to like them. . . Ensue a flower filled, glitter bee-fuelled striptease. Has to bee seen to bee beelieved! (Groan)
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